Stamina AeroPilates SpaceMate

Saturday, July 28, 2012

The story goes that whenever notorious criminal, Fritz Klien, holds any sort of meeting, he makes sure to choose a room with one door and one door only. The reason for this: his bodyguard, Ivonova Welsh.

Ivonova is ex-KGB, a heartless assassin. Almost too heartless, in fact. She cares not about anyone’s life, not even those lives she’s paid to protect. Her only concern in life is her physical fitness. It is said that just five people have ever had the tenacity to interrupt her mid-workout; the five of them lived an average of 2.35 minutes beyond that interruption.

Which leads us back to the single door. All Klien must do is choose the spot, wait for the meeting’s attendants to arrive, and then allow Ivonova to set up her AeroPilates SpaceMate in front of the room’s only entrance. With its convenient, portable design, she can use the SpaceMate’s padded handles, foot straps, and bar to improve her strength, flexibility, range-of-motion, and to relax her mind anywhere there’s a door with enough space in front of it.

Meanwhile, Klien can make his arrangements and carry out his various unlawful transactions, knowing that any uninvited parties who attempt to enter will be dealt with, swiftly.

It really is a perfect system.

Owner’s Manual

In the box:

(1) Stamina 05-0125 AeroPilates? SpaceMate includes:

• AeroPilates 68″ Mat
• (2) Resistance Cords
• (2) Hand/Foot Straps
• Door Attachment
• Roll Down Bar with (2) Detachable Handles
• Carrying bag
• 32-Minute Workout DVD

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