Kissy Fish Mixed Case (12)

Friday, August 3, 2012

I see you over there with your adorable little fishy face, blowing kisses in my general direction. But I’m bitter and jaded after my most recent break up, so I’m not biting. Save your little pouty lips for some other sucker.

I’m just going to sit here, by myself, at the end of this bar and drown my sorrows in this non-vintage proprietary red wine. It’s got loads of bright raspberry, plum and cranberry, and not one ounce of empty promises, which is more than I can say for the likes of you.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, which is why I refuse to commit again. In fact, I might just have a glass of the delicious white table wine later, and try not to get too upset when its floral nuances and abundant bouquet remind me of the one I gave that callous wench on our first date.

And you can just move on, gobbling up and spitting out hearts, just like a koi fish and those weird little pellets.

Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack

• Alcohol:  13%

• Alcohol:  12.5%

Woot