Razer Nostromo Gaming Keypad

Friday, August 3, 2012

“OMG get off the channel.”

Sorry, is this the wrong channel? I just downloaded the game and I’m not sure.

“Shut up noob.”

Hey, sorry. Is there a forum or an IRC or something where I can get some help?

“QUIT NOOBING THE PLACE UP, NOOB.”

“LOL”

“LMFAO stoopid nubz can’t even fig out the controlz”

Actually I know the controls, they’re mapped to my refurbished Razer Nostromo Gaming Keypad. It’s got 16 programmable Hyperesponse keys and a programmable 8-way directional thumb pad and scroll wheel. I’m just not sure where to go after you spawn in town.

u have a gaming keypad? im reporting u for hax.”I’m not hacking. I just need to know where to go. Is there a spot where you can find guns? Anybody looking to join up? You know, strength in numbers?

“take ur op keyboard and go to hell.”

“hit alt+f4 for the menu, noob”

“XD yeah hit altf4 ROFL XD!”

I know what that does. I’m not falling for it. Anyone want to actually play the game with me, or just ridicule me for not somehow understanding it perfectly the first time I ever logged in?

“god shut up u r so weaksauce”

“oh i need help wah the world doesn’t owe you nething what r u, 12?”

That doesn’t even make sense.

“gimme ur backpack or ill teamkill u. do it noob im serious.”

I think I’m gonna log out and go play some uno now.

“be sure to tell ur mom thanx for all the sex.”

“LMAO noob. XD”

• Ergonomic form factor and tournament-grade layout
• 16 fully programmable Hyperesponse keys
• Programmable 8-way directional thumb pad and scroll wheel
• Instantaneous switching between 8 key maps
• Unlimited macro lengths
• Stores up to 20 different game profiles
• Adjustable soft-touch wrist pad for exceptional comfort
• Backlit keypad and scroll wheel for total control even in dark conditions
• Enhanced Razer configurator software
• Approximate Size: 7.21″(W) x 6.26″(H) x 2.32″(D)
• Approximate Weight: 0.65 lbs

In the box:

• Razer Nostromo Gaming Keypad

Woot