High Peak Sirius Sleeping Bag 2-Pack

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

So you’re a hefty guy. Ain’t no shame in it. Just more to love, right? So you like to wash your 20-piece bucket of fried chicken down with 120-ounces of non-diet cola. Big whoop. You’re a man with a man-sized hunger and thirst. Deal with it America.

But there’s one thing no one should ever have to deal with. And that’s seeing a full-size grown man try to squeeze his full-size grown man body into a teeny tiny little sleeping bag. Sure, your friends would get a good laugh. They’d make jokes about roasting you over the fire instead of hotdogs, and that would lead to them volunteering you for a hotdog eating contest because, well, you’re the obvious choice. But you don’t even really like hotdogs. You’re more of a bratwurst man.

Anyway, why not just avoid the whole embarrassing scenario altogether and get this High Peak Sirius Sleeping Bag 2-pack. While they are quite roomy individually, they can also be zippered together to form one large, luxurious man-sized sleeping bag. It’s also lightweight and designed for climates above 50?, which is great since you tend to sweat a lot. I know, I know. It’s a glandular problem.

In the Box:

• (2) High Peak Simex Sport Sirius Sleeping Bags

Woot