Bon Appetit 1.3 hp Blender – 5 Colors

Sunday, August 12, 2012

“Miller,” said Hinkle.

“What is it, Hinkle?” answered Miller.

“I was just wondering… do you think a horse would be capable of chopping up a good salsa?”

Miller didn’t answer right away. First, he leaned over and stopped the tape recorder.

“Hinkle, I’m gonna erase that question because I don’t want the boys at the station to think you’re a moron. But before I do, I want you to look me in the eyes and answer this question… have you been drinking?”

Hinkle held up his hands. “No, no, nothing more than coffee! I was just noticing the Bon Appetit Blender on the counter in one of the apartments and I looked it up, and it’s 1.3 Horsepower.”

Miller nodded. “Slightly more than a horse.”

“Yeah!” Hinkle slapped the desk cheerfully. “And I know about the unique dual serrated blade system that a horse doesn’t have, but if we spot it that… could a horse make salsa?”

Miller looked through the wall with a thousand yard stare. “This is the kind of thing I used to talk about with my senior partner when I first started.”

“Oh yeah?” asked Hinkle. “What happened to him?”

Miller reached for the recorder. “He was found dead in a horse pasture, covered in salsa. Take my advice and keep your mind on the job.”

Hinkle nodded slowly and went back to the binoculars. After a few seconds of thought, he turned back to Miller.

“Are you just %$ #&ing with me?”

Miller nodded without smiling. “That’s the kind of day it is, rookie. But now you’ve got me wanting Mexican for lunch.”

In the Box:

(1) Bon Appetit 1.3 Hp Blender (choose color) includes:

• (1) Bon Appetit 1.3 Hp Blender
• (1) Plastic Wrench
• (1) Use and Care Manual
• (1) Recipe Booklet

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