Aerobed Inclining Mattress

Monday, August 13, 2012

Because for real, brothers and sisters, with this Aerobed Inclining Mattress, I’m ready to sit in as long as it takes.You know, to get, like, justice or whatever. La lucha continua!

Just because the administration gave us everything we wanted doesn’t mean now is the time to let up! We need to press our strength, while they’re on the run and we’re on our soft-touch, 18″ Aerobeds! I’ve committed myself to sit up or lay down at the push of a button in a show of nonviolent, fully adjustable resistance until the Board of Regents agrees to every single one of our demands!

So can we think up some new demands? I really don’t want to go back to my dorm room. Or hey, could that be a demand, maybe? Nicer dorms? Brothers and sisters?

• Pump Voltage: 110V AC
• Twin Dimensions: 74″(L) x 18″(H) x 39″(W)
• Twin Supports: Up to 250 lbs
• Twin Weight: 33 lbs
• Queen Dimensions: 78″(L) x 18″(H) x 60″(W)
• Queen Supports: Up to 500 lbs
• Queen Weight: 41 lbs

In the box:

• Aerobed Inclining Air Mattress (Choose Size)
• Carry Bag

Woot