Outrage

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Have you created something? Built a place for people to congregate and share ideas? Dared to voice your opinion on something? Put a tiny piece of yourself out into the world to let people know who you are and what you do?

SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS!

Once a thing is made it can never change or it is OFFENSIVE to me, the person who viewed it. I, as the observer, have every right to demand creative input and artistic control over everything you do from here on out. Forever. Want to mix things up? NO! I like it this way! Except all the stuff that sucks. That stuff is terrible and you should FEEL terrible about it.

WTF?! WHY DID YOU JUST CHANGE THAT TERRIBLE THING?!

Wear this shirt: While perusing our forums.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re too busy complaining that it’s on a color you don’t like or the cat isn’t anatomically correct or something.

This shirt tells the world: “I may be single, friendless, and emotionally broken, but I have my principles!”

We call this color: OMG NOT ANOTHER SILVER SHIRT COME ON WOOT
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