Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum

Monday, August 27, 2012

It had been almost two months since Hank won the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum off Nestoras. And since then, Hank’s apartment had been spotless. Except for the pile of dirty clothes near the bed.

Hank reasoned he needed to have some obstacles in the way to use the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum to the fullest. The “Room Positioning System” gave a full 360 degree map view of the walls, the doorways, the furniture, and any piles of laundry. Without the obstacles, what was even the point of the guidance system? So Hank was just doing his part.

In fact, it had almost become a game. Hank would come home from work to find the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum zipping under the couch, and he’d race to move the chairs and tables. When the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum would come out, the room would be all new. And not once did the little fella hit anything! It would just slide around the new object, suck up any dirt along the way, and speed back to the charging base.

Of course, it didn’t give Hank any extra free time, because he was always following the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum around and trying to trick it, but it was certainly more fun than actually sweeping the room himself. And plus he got to relate the experience to Nestoras and then watch him fume about losing with a full house. So, overall, Hank felt the little thing was a positive force in his life.

Which was good, because he was never going to get four queens again in his life. At least they’d counted for something.

In the box:

(1) Neato XV-12 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner includes:

• Charging Base
• Power Adapter
• Batteries
• Quick Stark Guide
• User’s Guide

(1) Accessory Kit includes:

• (1) Replacement Squeegee Blade
• (4) Replacement Filters
• (6) Replacement Brush Blades

Woot