Mr. Root Beer Kit with Refill Pack

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

“Stan, are you OK?”

“I’m fghine…I’m fghine.”

“You don’t look so good, have you been drinking again?”

“Ngho. I haven’t. I told you I stopped drinking beer and replasched it with homeade root [hic] beer.”

“Is that what all these empty 2-liter bottles are? Stan, I think it’s great that you’re finally off the sauce, but I’m not sure if drinking 2 gallons of root beer per day is a healthy alternative.”

“Don’tyoo tell me what to do. You don’t knghow me. Hghere, have a wee taste. “

“All right, well…MMMmmmmMMM. Stan, this is delicious. YOU made this?”

[Stan nods limply]

“Well, I can see why you’re so hooked.”

“I just add yeash to water and sugar, with some rootbeer It’sh a [hic] delicious science experiment.

“But can’t you see what’s it’s doing to your body?”

“Ngho. I can’t move my neck.”

“You’re all bloated and pale. You’ve got fizz coming out of the corners of your mouth. And it smells like sassafras and band-aids in here.”

“I’ve mghade my decisions…”

“C’mon, buddy, let’s get you out of here.”

“Ngho!”

“C’mon.”

“OK, let me just make a batch of root beer for the road. I’ll be ready in 3 days, after it ferments.”

In the Box:

(1) Mr. Root Beer Homemade Root Beer Kit includes:

• (1) Easy to follow Instructions/Fun Guide
• (4) Root Beer Bottle Labels
• (1) Plastic Funnel
• (4) Bottle Caps and Gaskets
• (4) Plastic 1-liter Bottles (PET)
• (2) Packets of No-Rinse Cleanser
• (1) Packet of Root Beer Yeast
• (2) Packets of Flavor Crystals
• (1) Bottle of Root Beer Extract

(1) Refill Pack includes:

• (1) Bottle of Root Beer Mix
• (2) Packets of Flavor Crystals
• (1) Packet of Root Beer Yeast
• (1) Packet of No-Rinse Cleanser
• Instruction Guide

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