Sheets Energy Strips, 30 Pack

Friday, August 31, 2012

You might think you’re original for coming up with some kind of clever pun based on the name “Sheets Energy Strips,” but we assure you they’re way ahead of you. Yeah. They did that. On purpose. They looked at their product, a brightly-colored, sweet-tasting, totally-not-at-all-marketed-to-children-because-that-would-be-dangerous energy strip and said, “Hey. How can we get people to associate this with feces?” Thus, the “I take a sheet” campaign was born!

But hey, who cares about puns? After all, you’re not interested in hearing us wax rhapsodic about sheeting the bed or how company co-owner LeBron James is already known for taking a huge sheet in the fourth quarter of most big games. You don’t need yet another joke about how you’ll feel like sheet without these or how you’re too old for this sheet. You don’t care about how these are “the sheet” or how you’ll feel so healthy you totally won’t “eat sheet and die.”

All you really need to know is if they work. So you can go ask a “scientist” and get some kind of gobbledy gook answer that won’t make any sense and DEFINITELY won’t give you energy, or you can ask Serena Williams and LeBron James, who co-own the company that makes the stuff. Has Serena Williams ever lied to you? Didn’t think so. And she’s pretty hot sheet.

Berry Blast Ingredients: Malodextrin, Pullulan, Hypromellos, Glycerin, Natural/Artifical Flavor(s), Propylene Glycol and Natural Flavors, Xylitol, Ethyl Cellulose, Sucralose, Polysorbate 80, Artifical Flavoring (N, 2,3-Trimethyl-2-isopropyl Butanamide), Citric Acid, FD&C Red #40, FD&C Blue #1

Cinnamon Rush Ingredients: Malodextrin, Pullulan, Hypromellos, Glycerin, Natural/Artifical Flavor(s), Ethylcellulose, Sucralose, Xylitol, Polysorbate 80, Propylene Glycol and Natural Flavors, Artifical Flavoring (N, 2,3-Trimethyl-2-Isopropyl Butanamide), FD&C Red #40

Expiration: November 2012

In the box:

(Your Choice of Flavor)

(120)  Energy Sheets – 30 packs of 4 each

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