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Monday, September 3, 2012

Competitors will tell you that they’ve got the best insurance package around, but the truth is, only Brothers’ Insurance (and Plumbing) Service can cover 100% of all:

• Banana Peel Damage
• Green Shell Damage
• Red Shell Damage
• and Blue Shell Damage

And that’s just what you get in the basic package! Premium customers are also covered for all:

• Lava Damage
• Dancing Crab Damage
• Other Driver Has Turned Into a Giant Bullet And Knocked Me Off The Road Damage
• Messed Up At The Beginning Tire Wear
• and Fell Off Rainbow Road Tow Truck Costs

In fact, the only thing we don’t cover is the damage to your self-esteem when you can never seem to win a race! So sign up today and GET PROTECTED!

Wear this shirt: while hiding away inside your shell.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re in 1st place. You’re just kinda asking for it then.

This shirt tells the world: “Some things should stay in the pixelated world.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Koopa

Woot