6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster

Thursday, September 6, 2012

The 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster Kid stepped up to the bar. The room grew quiet. The bartender was sweating a little.

“What’ll it be, Kid?”

“I want your best bottle. But I warn ya. If it doesn’t measure up to mine-” his fingers twitched at the edge of his 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster “-I’ll have to use my own.”

The bartender looked nervously around the room. No one moved to his aid.

“You get back there, No one!” The 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster Kid said. No one went back to his chair. No one else dared take his place. The bartender reached for a port.

“Uh, uh uh!” said the Kid, whipping out his 100% Natural Leather holster. “I got me a taste for some fortified wine, barkeep!”

“Seriously?” said the old lady across the room.

“I say!” said the wine snob near the piano.

“No wonder they call him kid!” a beautiful woman giggled.

The 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster Kid shrank down on his stool and began to blush. Without a word, and without lifting his head, he walked out the door. His 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster lay across the bar.

The legend had been defeated.

Dimensions: 36″L x 7 5/8″W
Strap Length: 4″

In the box:

(1) 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster

Woot