Liquid Image HD Offroad Goggle Camcorder
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Hello good Sir! I would like to purchase some drugs, please. Oh, I don’t know. What are the kids into these days? How about some Michael Jordan?
Narc? Psssh. No! Do I look like some kind of upstanding civil servant to you? What even makes you think that?
The goggles? Well, you see, I was just uh … doing some extreme downhill motocross stuff when I thought to myself, “Man, I could really go for some of that primo reaper right now.” Yep, that’s me. Total reaper addict. So why don’t you just give me some and I’ll be on my merry little way.
Also, would you just mind lifting the brim of your hat up a smidge so I can see your face? Oh and look right over here into the … uh, into my eyes. I just, you know, I just like to make a genuine connection with my dealers. All of them. Cuz I have a lot of other ones too. I’m just doing the drugs all the time. Like, so many drugs you don’t even know.
How much do I want? Oh, I dunno. A half pipe? Does that sound good? Yeah yeah. I’ll take a half pipe of your very best Jenga.
So what’s the damage for all that? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. Could you come in a little closer and say that? Closer. Still just a little closer. I’m kinda hard of hearing. If you could just say the amount right into the goggles, that would be greaaaat. Three hundred bucks?! No, no. That’s fine. Let me just get my wallet here and … there we go. That’s one, two, three. Three big Franklins.
Now just so I’m clear, what’s going to happen here is I’m going to pay you this money, and in return, you’re going to give me drugs, correct? Oh no reason. Recording this? Ha! Heck no! Why would I be recording this? I mean, even if I was, where would I even be hiding a camera? In my goggles, right? Just kidding, of course. There is totally NOT a camera in my goggles.
| Image Quality: | |
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| Image Sensor: | 1/3.2″ 5.0 MP CMOS Sensor |
| Effective Resolution: |
Still image: 5.0 MP, 2592 x 1944 Video: 1280 x 720, HD 720p |
| Image File Formats: |
Picture: JPEG Video: H.264 |
| Video Record Mode: | Up to 30 fps @ HD 720p |
| Optics: | |
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| Lens: |
3G 1P Fix Lens 136? (FOV) Wide Angle Built into Goggle Lens |
| Focus: | 1.2m to Infinity |
| Exposure Control: | |
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| Sensitivity: | Auto ISO |
| Aperture: | F/3.2, f=3.02mm |
| Shutter Speed: | Stills: 1/8 to 1/4000 sec |
| White Balance: | Automatic |
| Display: | |
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| LCD Display: | Only Status Panel |
| Audio: | |
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| Microphone: | Integrated with Wind Guard |
| Memory & Power: | |
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| Memory: |
Internal: 32MB NAND Flash Memory (CPU Only) External: microSDHC (Up to 32GB) (4GB microSDHC card included) |
| Power Source: | 3.7V Lithium-Ion Battery – 1200 mAh: 1.5 – 2 hr (90 – 120 min) Video |
| Input/Output: | |
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| Interface: | microUSB 2.0 Full-Speed |
| System Requirements: |
Windows XP/Vista/7 Mac OS 10.4 or later |
| Physical: | |
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| Construction: |
Anti-Fog Treated Lexan Lenses 4-Layer Face Foam |
| Dimensions: | 8.5″(W) x 4.5″(H) x 3.7″(D) |
| Weight: | 0.54 lbs (with Batteries & Memory Card) |
In the box:
(Your Choice of Red or Black)
(1) Liquid Image Impact Series HD 365 Offroad Goggle Camcorder includes:
- Lithium-Ion Rechargeable Battery
- USB Cable
- RCA Cable
- Nose Guard
- 4GB microSDHC Card with Adapter
- (7) Tear Off Sheets
- Micro Bag
- User’s Manual
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