Travelon 4-in-1 Emergency Tool

Friday, September 21, 2012

“Slow DOWN, Gary!”

“Not a chance!”

“Why are you driving like this?! Stop! Let me out!”

“I have to get my money’s worth!”

“WHAT are you talking about?!”

I bought that Travelon 4-in-1 Emergency Tool the other day from that crappy deal-a-day site that’s been sliding into oblivion since they were acquired. I want to make sure we got a good deal!”

“By intentionally wrecking our car?!”

“Of course not! You can’t intentionally wreck a car; that’s insurance fraud. But I can drive recklessly and if we happen to get into a crash that allows me to use this thing, that’d be just fine with me.”

“I can’t believe you’re doing this!”

“What, am I supposed to just trust that it’ll cut a seatbelt, break a window, work as a flashlight, and become a flashing red beacon I can attach magnetically to the roof of the car to signal help? Come on, now.”

In the box:

(1) Travelon 12240 4-in-1 Emergency Tool

Woot