MR. ROOTBEER Homemade Root Beer Kit

Friday, October 5, 2012

“I’ve got cancer. I’m going to die. I need to make sure my wife and children are financially secure, and my meager earnings as a high school Chemistry teacher won’t do.”

“I’m one of your failed students who’s become a low-level root beer dealer on the mean streets of a tiny Southwestern town. I’ll help you. B—-.”

“Using my MR. ROOTBEER Homemade Root Beer Kit and my special chemistry knowledge, I’ve developed a product that’s 99% pure. I must be the first person to do this!”

“Wouldn’t the Mexican root beer cartels have the time, money, and resources to do this already? Isn’t this sort of solving a problem that doesn’t exist? It’s an inelastic demand; addicts buy the product no matter what, and if we make a worse product they just buy more to get their fix.”

“Yeah, but this way we can lure in viewers who relate to “artisan” and “craft” stuff.

“Okay. B—-.”

In the Box:

(1) Catalina Products MR. ROOTBEER Homemade Root Beer Kit includes:

• (1) Bottle Root Beer Extract
• (2) Packets Flavor Crystals
• (1) Packet Root Beer Yeast
• (1) Packet No-Rinse Cleanser
• (4) Plastic 1-liter Bottles (PET)
• (4) Bottle Caps and Gaskets
• (1) Plastic Funnel
• (4) Root Beer Bottle Labels
• (1) Easy to follow Instructions/Fun Guide

Woot