AbsolutelyNew Folding Crate Chair

Sunday, October 7, 2012

I mean, when I first heard about this AbsolutelyNew Folding Crate Chair – a chair that’s MEANT to hold animals – I thought, “why would anyone want that?!” Because, seriously, I’ve had my fair share of critters nesting where I sit, and it ain’t pleasant.

Like my old recliner that housed a family of squirrels – god forbid you wanted to just sit still for once! Or the couch I had with a rattle snake in it – every nap could be your last! That’s not to mention the rocking chair covered in spiders, the Adirondack chair with the ferrets underneath it, and then, of course, the ottoman that turned out to just be a giant sea turtle. None of these situations at all seemed desirable.

But then someone explained it: it’s not a chair with a critter in it. It’s a soft yet sturdy folding chair with a crate for your DOMESTICATED PET. Big difference!

But a quick question: can it hold a komodo dragon?

In the box:

(1) AbsolutelyNew AN880 Foldable Crate Chair includes:

• Foldout Chair
• Portable Pet Crate

Woot