BAND-AID Disney 20-Count – 6-Pack

Monday, October 8, 2012

“Awww! How cute! Look at all these Winnie the Pooh Band-Aids!”

“pppplease…i’m so weak…so much blood.”

“Hahaha! Look at Tigger! He’s such a goofball.”

“stop…just stop. i walked in front of a dart game…had nothing else to staunch the bleeding…”

“I know it’s not a popular choice, but Rabbit was always my favorite. Now I see that he totally had a Type A personality, just like me!”

“don’t…think…you…understand…the…gravity…of…this…situation…”

“Piglet I never cared for. Just sort of a wimp, am I right? Didn’t have any redeeming characteristics, really.”

“nnnnnngghhh…”

“Ohhh, OK. Are you acting out a scene from the books?”

“fffnnnnghhh…”

“No, no. Don’t tell me, I’m keen to guess. Are you pretending to be a little rain cloud so you don’t disturb the bees?”

“call ambulance. please…”

“An ambulance? I don’t remember that from any of the books. Maybe that was from a movie or something. I can’t believe what Disney did to that franchise — Oh whoops, I’m being told by the legal team that this has entered the realm of costly litigation. Toodle-oo for now, intrepid Sellout.Woot shoppers!”

Total Bandage Count: 120

Assorted Sizes: (Inside Each 20-Count Box)

• (10) 3/4″ x 3″
• (10) 5/8″ x 2 1/4″

For Use On: All Purpose, Skin

Warning: The packaging of this product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions!

In the Box:

• (6) BAND-AID Brand Winnie the Pooh Adhesive Bandages – 20-Count Boxes

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