R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set

Friday, October 19, 2012

Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember:

31: Although it is good that I am aware the R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set is lightweight enough to not damage furniture, I should not test that out on the antique chair in the living room.

32: I am not allowed power the transmitter with 4 AA batteries I stole from the emergency flashlight just because they are not included in the R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set.

33: Driving my R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set will never be an emergency, even if I think it is.

34: When racing my R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set at 21 feet per second, I am not allowed to yell “Get out of the way, you floozy!” to my sister Olivia even if I did see someone say it on TV.

35: I am not allowed to watch movies on cable with Uncle Alex without Mom or Dad’s permission.

36: Just because the R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set comes with everything I need to make three different stunt ramps, it doesn’t mean I HAVE to make the stunt ramps, and absolutely not when Ella is playing in the backyard.

37: I must never say the words “I bet this could jump over your head.”

38: I must always play with the R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set carefully and with respect for the people around me.

39: I am not allowed to ever say “But besides that, Mom, the jump was really cool, right?” when my sister is crying.

In the box:

Silverlit R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set includes:

• (1) Vehicle (random color)
• (1) Transmitter
• (2) Spare Tires
• (3) Ramp Assemblies
• (8) Adhesive Tapes
• (4) Blue Plastic Holders
• Instruction Manual

Woot