Spalding US Open Replica Volleyball 2-pk

Friday, October 26, 2012

Behold! The sun burns red, red with the blood of Kings of old! You are the one our legends and prophecies have told of! All the symbols have manifested: you bear a Spalding US Open Replica Volleyball 2-Pack, mirrored sunglasses, a tan bordering on the consistency of cured leather, and tiny little booty shorts. You are the one who will lead us into the promised land!

For too long we’ve lived in darkness, fearful of the conspirators and monsters in the black. But with you rising to assume the throne of King of the Beach, we shall vanquish those who would dare challenge us on sandy beaches in mortal combat.

Spike down all who would oppose you, my liege! We, your leal and loyal subjects, shall bump and set your royal commands!

In the box:

(2) Spalding 72-1038 US Open Replica Volleyballs

Woot