Breville Milk Cafe Frother

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Walt Whitman. William Burroughs. Jim Morrison. Right Said Fred. Each generation has a voice that rises and takes the torch from the last. A voice who leads that generation to a place they are destined to be. A voice that says they will, nay, MUST climb to the heights they deserve. And those voices? They’re gonna want a frothy drink.

You, with your Breville Milk Cafe Frother, are opening up the door to that world. Not with your words, but your frother, shall you be remembered as legend.

When the dubstep poet cries MY HOT CHOCOLATE! you will be there, sliding in a window, with the appropriate frothing disc for up to three cups of milk. When the cyber-Emily Dickinson looks up from her code to whisper WHERE IS MY EGG CREAM you will appear, holding the Breville Milk Cafe Frother on a soft violet pillow, the stainless steel gleaming in the light of her UNIX workstation. And when you relax on the grounds of an estate to which you have full access without having to pay for any of the upkeep or rent, you’ll smile the smile of hangers-on throughout time… because you’ll know you’ve EARNED IT!

Thanks to the Breville Milk Cafe Frother, of course. Their art is their words. Yours shall be your bubbles.

In the Box:

• (1) Breville Milk Cafe Frother BMF600XL

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