3-Watt Cree LED Aluminum Flashlight – $4.99

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Keep them in a handy place, like your local Parliament.

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Flashlight
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Flashlight
Priced right
3-watt light
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I guess I could go count sheep
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Flashlight
Priced right
3-watt light
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Flashlight
Priced right
3-watt light
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Priced right
3-watt light
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Ooh, useless crap. Where’s the loot?
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Flashlight
Priced right
3-watt light
Buy, I might

Everybody’s got a little room on credit cards

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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

• Bright 3-Watt X-Lamp XR-E Cool White Cree LED
• Hard Anodized Aluminum Case
• Up to 120 Lumens (approximate max)
• Water and Shock resistant
• Rubberized Push On/Off Button
• Screw On/Off End Cap for easy battery changes
• Unit uses 2 “D” Batteries not included

Additional Photos:

• Rubberiezed Push On/Off Button
• Screw On/Off End Cap

Technical Specifications

• Max output: 120 Lumens
• Product Dimensions: 9.5” L x 2” D
• Product Weight: without batteries – 0.65lbs / with batteries – 1.30lbs
• Body Color: Matte Black

In the box:

• (1) 3-Watt Cree LED Aluminum Flashlight

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