35″ Rolling Fabric Storage Cart

Thursday, November 1, 2012

HONOR: Knock Knock! Are you two decent?
OPHELIA: Decent, aye.
JULIET: Yet speed we quickly now to our descent.
HONOR: I understand. These midterms are murder.

JULIET: But, soft, our manners leave us. Honor, please.

Juliet gestures Honor into the room.

OPHELIA: We have wine and Ritz.
JULIET: Both cost two dollars!
HONOR: Oh, thank you, no. I’m only here to ask-
JULIET: A favor?
OPHELIA: Sweet suite mate, rest below our loft.
HONOR: I mean, I can’t stay-
JULIET: Ask us what you will.
OPHELIA: For you, dear neighbor, all things might be dared.
HONOR: Can I borrow your Rolling Fabric Cart?

Juliet gasps. Ophelia moves to calm her.

HONOR: I promise, just a few hours at most.
JULIET: A few hours too many, you must mean.
OPHELIA: Juliet-
JULIET: Nay! Nay! Nay! I ask naught from you never!
OPHELIA: And I ask you this! Sweet Honor needs us!
HONOR: I mean, it’s not a big deal, I could just-
OPHELIA: Trouble thyself not. The thing is yours.
JULIET: Aye.
HONOR: Are you sure? It’s only for my movie.
OPHELIA: We shall empty the three storage bins now.
JULIET: Onto the bed, my towels, my sheets.
HONOR: You don’t-
JULIET: Nay, sweet Honor. Ophelia’s right indeed.
OPHELIA: For no such love comes from a woman’s heart-
JULIET: -as she who gives a Rolling Fabric Cart.

Enter Honor’s Roommate.

HONOR’S ROOMMATE: Now you’re just cramming things in hopes they fit.

Exit Honor’s Roommate.

JULIET: She knows not a thing of dreams and friendship.
HONOR: No kidding. She also hates my movie.
OPHELIA: Let’s all be mean to her ’till Winter Break.

In the Box:

(1) 35.5″ Rolling Fabric Cart with 3 Bins

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