» AR 900MHz Wireless Outdoor Speaker

Saturday, November 3, 2012

“Oop. And there goes the power.”

“Yeah, it was only a matter of time before that happened. Luckily I’m prepared for this.”

“Oh yeah?”

“I’ve got food rations, a backup phone charger, and this electric lantern. We should be good to go.”

“Great. Fire it up and let’s play cards or something.”

“Will do…”

Pistols shots ring out in the barroom night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall

“What the?”

“I can’t see what’s happening. Did you turn on the stereo instead?”

“No…I think this lantern is a stereo.”

“What? That doesn’t make any sense.”

“No. It doesn’t.”

“In what kind of universe does it stand to reason that a lantern would play music?”

Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

“Not in any sane universe. Give me your phone, let me see what’s going on here.”

“Sure.”

“Ohhhhh. I guess it’s an ‘Acoustic Research Wireless Outdoor Speaker.'”

“Hmmm. What?”

“You can use it to play music outdoors. It connects your music player to a 900mhz transmitter.”

“So who’s playing this song?”

And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashing
In the hot New Jersey night.

“I don’t know. Somebody with a sense of humor.”

“Why do you say that?”

“The title of this song. Hurricane.”

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