XtremeMac Luna SST Dual Alarm Clock

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Wake up, Sam.

“Whhh….whhhh? Who’s there?”

It’s me, Sam: You.

“Wait, what? What time is it?”

It’s 7am. You pre-recorded this message on your iPhone to play on your Xtreme Mac Luna Alarm Clock.

“I did? Ugh. I don’t remember that. I’m too tired. Can I go back to sleep for 10 minutes?”

No. You cannot sleep 10 more minutes. You have to go to the gym before work, and you have to wake up now.

“Nnnnngh. How did I know I was going to say that?”

Because you do this every morning.

“I don’t think I’m feeling very good this morning. I should skip the gym and catch up on sleep.”

No, you’re fine. You’re just tired. Wake up.

“OK, OK. Fine.”

Ahem.

“What?”

You’re not getting up, Sam.

“I’m just taking my time getting out of bed! Jeez!”

No, you’re hoping you can drift back to sleep.

“ALL RIGHT! I’M GETTING OUT OF BED. It’s like you’re in my head or something.”

Don’t forget to wear pants.

In the box:

• XtremeMac IPU-LSS-11 Luna SST Dual Alarm Clock with Detachable Speaker for iPod / iPhone
• Remote Control
• 4″ & 120″ Speaker Connection Cords
• AC Adapter
• iPod/iPhone Adapters

Woot