Samsung 3D Blu-ray Player with Apps
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
“Nice shirt, man. You get that from the Shirt.Woot reprint catalog?”
Totally. You can never have too many LOR and Doctor Who wardrobe mash-ups, now can you?
“No way. Not even possible. So what’s going on?”
Just got done watching Fast Times.
“Oooh, is that a Samsung 3D Blu-ray Player?”
Yeah.
“OH MAN! Phoebe Cates in that little red bikini. In 3D?! EPIC.”
Meh. I guess.
“What? Is there something wrong with the Samsung?”
No, not at all. This thing is great, actually.It’s got built-in wireless, Dolby TRUE HD Digital Plus, Samsung’s AllShare Play and loads of Apps.
“So what’s the problem? Phoebe Cates not your type?”
I just think that scene would have been so much better if she was wearing a T-shirt.
“Oh yeah! Like a skimpy white wet T-shirt contest!”
No, I mean like … I dunno … like a red shirt with bats on it and it just says BATS! BATS! BATS! BATS! Now THAT would have been hot. Ya know?
“Um. No. That’s weird, dude.”
Maybe I’m not explaining it right. Here, let me send you a picture of it. This is pretty cool, actually. I can use the Samsung’s Wi-Fi Direct to share the content on my camera, notebook or smartphone.
“That is cool. But uh, why do you have a picture of Phoebe Cates in a bat shirt?”
Photoshop. Duh. There. Did you get it?
“Oh yeah. I got it. I got it loud and clear. Like HD Blu-ray player, clear.”
| Features: | |
|---|---|
| Anynet+ (HDMI-CEC): | Yes |
| Apps Platform: | Yes |
| 3D: | Yes |
| BD Wise?: | BD Wise? Web |
| AllShare?: | AllShare? Play |
| Search Now: | Yes |
| Media Hub: | Yes |
| Fast Booting and Loading Time: | Yes |
| Audio: | |
|---|---|
| Dolby Digital Decoder: | Yes |
| Dolby Digital Plus Decoder: | Yes |
| Dolby True HD Decoder: | Yes |
| DTS Decoder: | Yes |
| DTS Audio Decoding Output: | Yes |
| Video: | |
|---|---|
| HD Upconversion: | Yes |
| Wireless Connectivity: | |
|---|---|
| Wi-Fi Ready: | Built-in Wi-Fi |
| Inputs & Outpus: | |
|---|---|
| Audio Output: | 1 Coaxial Digital Output |
| HDMI Output: | 1 |
| USB 2.0: | 1 |
| Ethernet: | Yes |
| Compatibility: | |
|---|---|
| Playback Formats: | MPEG 2/4, MKV, HD JPEG, WMV (1/2/3/7/9), AVCHD |
| Playback Media: | 3D Blu-ray, BD, DVD, DVD?R, DVD?RW, CD-DA, CD-R, CD-RW |
| Physical: | |
|---|---|
| Dimensions: | 14.17″(W) x 1.46″(H) x 7.66″(D) |
| Weight: | 2.65 lbs |
| ENERGY STAR Rated: | |
|---|---|
| ENERGY STAR? Rated: | Yes |
In the box:
- Samsung BD-E5900 3D Blu-ray Player with Wi-Fi & Samsung Apps
- Remote Control

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