Espressione Supremma Espresso
Friday, November 16, 2012
“Okay, coach, we got some new prospects here. This kid, Espressione Supremma Espresso, he’s the hottest player I’ve ever seen!”
“Because he can knock it out of the park?”
“No! Because his temperature control heats the 1/8 liter removable water tank to create hot coffee drinks!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Okay, wise guy! What about his pitching skills? Is he a pitcher?”
“He isn’t, but if you fill a little one with milk, he can froth a pitcher easy!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“What does that even mean? At least tell me this guy can hit.”
“I’ll tell you he IS a hit … with people who want an 18 Bar pump!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Did you buy that laugh track just for this meeting?”
“Well, I rent it out sometimes. Helps me make ends meet.”
“So, basically, you’re telling me the Espressione Supremma Espresso is no good at baseball, right? That’s what you’re telling me?”
“Baseball? I barely even know her!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“All right, that’s it, you’re done. Get out. Get out of my office.”
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Voltage: | 120 V /60Hz |
| Power: | 1150W |
| Body: | ABS / Polycarbonate |
| Dimensions: | 12.7″W x 15.9″D x 15″H |
| Certification: | CUL |
In the Box:
- (1) Espressione CA4865 Supremma Espresso Maker
- (1) Instructional DVD
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