ShamWow! 16-Pack – $9.99

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

You’re Gonna Spend $ 20 A Month On Tuxedos Anyway

Oh, don’t worry about that wine you spilled on me. I can wring it right out of my ShamWow! tuxedo.

I used to be just like you. Always worried about spilling something on my little outfits. My world was a perilous obstacle course of dripping coffee cups, tilting wine glasses, and grimy rain puddles. And when something spilled on someone else, did I spring into action to wipe it up? No. No, I stepped back in silent relief that it wasn’t me. I wasn’t a man. I was a frightened mannequin.

I finally just couldn’t stand the self-loathing. It was time for a new self and a new suit. Made of both blue ShamWow! mini-towels and yellow ShamWow! large towels, my ShamWow! tuxedo can quickly absorb up to 12 times its weight in liquid. It doesn’t drip, and whatever I can’t wring out comes right out in the wash. Did I mention ShamWow! is machine washable? Yeah, OK, in that respect it’s exactly like every other washcloth on Earth – but almost no tuxedos.

When somebody spills something, no longer am I the fussy little creep off smirking in the corner. I jump right in and TCB with a swipe of my sleeve. And I haven’t even told you the best part. When I’m at, say, a ballgame, or a party, or a club, and the lines for the men’s room are really long, that’s when ShamWow!’s mighty absorbent powers really come in han- Oh, sorry, was that too much information?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

• It’s a towel, chamois and sponge all in one
• Use ShamWow! towels on everything from vehicles and boats to household items
• Holds 12 times its weight in liquid
• Easily removes cola, wine and pet stains
• Washes, dries, and polishes any surface
• Won’t scratch any surface
• Machine washable and bleachable; Air dry only
• Can be used over and over again
• 100% Rayon
• Includes (8) 15” x 15” Mini Towels and (8) 20” x 24” Large Towels

Additional Photos:

• ShamWow!
• Retail Box
• 10 Gallon Water Test – Before
• 10 Gallon Water Test – During
• 10 Gallon Water Test – After

ShamWow! Music Videos:

• ShamWow! Jam
• ShamWow! Song

In the box:

• (8) ShamWow! Mini Towels
• (8) ShamWow! Large Towels

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