Random Shirt

Thursday, November 22, 2012

We can’t guarantee much here. That’s the point of the random shirt: a little bit of mystery. We can, however, guarantee that you WILL NOT get:

• A shirt hewn from a larger shirt
• A shirt that is only sleeves
• A shirt with just the word “ass” 
• A shirt that only hunts at dawn and dusk. 
• A shirt not of woman born
• A shirt that smells like BBQ potato chips
• A shirt that will solve the Mideast crisis
• A shirt with a subverted drinking problem
• A shirt that you might like, but dammit you have to respect
• A shirt that will solve the myriad problems that have built up over your soul like sedimentary rock

Wear this shirt: on random days to keep your friends off guard. 

Don’t wear this shirt: expecting not to have to explain some pop culture reference. 

This shirt tells the world: “I’m known for my leaps of faith.”

We call this color: Roy G. Biv

Woot