Altec Lansing Bliss Earphones

Monday, November 26, 2012

Not only are these Altec Lansing Bliss Earphones a huge aural bang for your buck, they’re also designed specifically for the slightly smaller ear canals of women or cute little micro-men. You didn’t know that women and itsy-bitsy men had smaller ear canals than regular men? Well, now you do.

These earbuds feature a smooth sound for almost any type of music, from classical to country to whatever-it-is-that-elfin-men-listen-to. They’re sure to attract attention, whether in the form of non-threatening compliments (for women), or sexually-validating nods to one’s virility (for dainty men).

Whether you’re replacing some lost headphones or upgrading from the cheap white ones that came with your device, the snug-fit design and tangle-free cloth cable are big upgrades.

Whoops, sorry, waif-men. We know the word “big” isn’t your favorite.

• Driver: 8mm Neodymium
• Frequency Response: 20 Hz – 20 kHz
• Input Sensitivity: 95 dB
• Impedance: 29 ohms
• Connection: 3.5mm
• Cable Length: 47″

In the box:

• Altec Lansing MZX236MIC Bliss Earphones with Inline Remote + Mic (Choose Color)
• XS, S, M Ear Tips

Woot