Odyssey White Ice 2-Ball Lined Putter
Sunday, December 9, 2012
“Check it, dude.”
“What the hell is that? Is that a golf club?”
“Not just ANY golf club. It’s an Odyssey White Ice 2-Ball Lined Putter.”
“Is that…is that good?”
“Oh, Mark. Silly, naive Mark. It’s an extended blade-like putter with a revolutionary 2-Ball alignment system, adjustable weighting with three options to dial in optimal feel, and superior sound, responsiveness, resiliency, and consistency. So yeah, you could say it’s good.”
“I didn’t know you golfed.”
“I don’t. Not yet. But that’s what’s been holding me back. The golf course is the new board room, Mark.”
“Isn’t that saying from, like, the ’80s? Also, you work at a Target. What sort of meetings are you concerned you’re missing?”
“All of them! They’re talking about promoting someone to shift manager! That’s the kind of gig that gets negotiated on the back nine at some ritzy country club!’
“Pretty sure they just give it to whoever’s willing to pick up the extra hours.”
“No, Mark. They don’t. Trust me. I’m a businessman now. I’m a golfer now.”
“Don’t golfers need more than one club?”
“Why would I need more than one club?”
| Lie | 70? |
| Offset | Full-Shaft |
| Headweight | Adjustable |
| Loft | 3? |
In the box:
(Your Choice of Length)
(1) Odyssey Golf 73033852534 White Ice 2-Ball Blade Lined Right-Hand Putter
- Putter Cover
- 350g, 360g and 370g Weights
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