Carrera Ferrari Road Race Set

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Nothing’s better than unwrapping a Carrera Ferrari Road Race Set on Christmas morning, setting it up, and then totally destroying your loved ones, race after race. But, don’t be fooled! Crossing the finish line first is only half the battle. The more difficult part is delivering a slew of calculated, topical insults that really get under the other driver’s skin. That’s why we’ve put together a little guide to help you come up with a few:

1. Keep it topical: this is Christmas, meaning you’ve got a whole assortment of insults that would seem out of place any other time of year. Egg nog, deer, yule logs, mistletoe – all of these and more are available as insult-foundations as you unleash total and utter PWNage on your little brother or sister. Got a good general insult? Save it for February.

2. keep it simple: Wanna make fun of your opponent for running his or her car off the stainless U-profiles of the track? Wanna make fun of your opponent’s inability to control the realistic acceleration and braking action of the model Ferraris? Well, don’t. This isn’t about reading the specs. It’s about belittling someone, hopefully in front of someone else.

3. Keep it personal: you’re not hanging out with your new friends on Christmas morning. No, you’re surrounded by family. You know these people better than anyone. You’ve seen them embarrass themselves. You’ve seen them fail. Use the past against them.

Following these three simple rules, you should have no problem ruining your family’s holiday! Good luck!

In the Box:

Carrera Evolution Ferrari Road Race Set – 25176 includes:

• (1) Ferrari  599XX Homestead 2010 (Blue)
• (1) Ferrari 599XX “As seen at Geneva Motorshow” (Red)
• (5) Standard straights
• (1) Connecting Section
• (8) Curves 1/60?
• (2) Mechanical speed controllers
• (1) Transformer
• Guard rails
• Replacement contacts
• Accessories
• Instructions

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