Kelty Queen Size Sleep Eazy Air Bed

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Look, we know our place in Internet culture: constantly scrabbling like a dog in the back of a car as we try to avoid our slow, inexorable slide into irrelevance. We’re not going to pretend like we’re the Don Draper of Roombas or anything, but come on: Easy with a Z?

You don’t need a silly gimmick like that to sell the Kelty Queen Size Sleep Eazy Air Bed: it sells itself! It’s lightweight, durable, and it inflates with a pump you can plug right into your car’s cigarette lighter. Sorry, we meant “outlet.” Cars don’t have lighters any more, they have outlets. It’s puncture resistant, it’s got a storage bag, it’s PVC-free, and it even comes with a repair kit. It’s simple, straightforward, and awesome. You don’t need a goofy Z in the name.

Besides, “Eazy” doesn’t even make sense. Sure, “E-Z” maybe. But “Eazy?” That just looks like your first grader’s spelling homework. You’re better than that.

In the box:

(1) Kelty 37450911 Queen Size Sleep Eazy Air Bed includes:

• 6V Rechargeable Pump
• Car Power Adapter
• Wall Charger
• Binto Storage Bag

Woot