Shredz 11-Sheet Cross Cut Paper Shredder
Monday, December 31, 2012
“Hey, hey, watch this. I’m gonna turn this credit card … into a SHRED-IT CARD!”
Craig dropped an old credit card into the Shredz 11-Sheet Cross Cut Paper Shredder. A few quick cross-cuts and it was gone. Ribbons. Useless. Jimmy raised his beer.
“That, my brother, was beautiful. I can’t believe what I missed out by never plugging that thing in.”
“Yeah, I got it off an ex in the break-up. She was NUTS but she knew how to shred things. Oh, oh, check this out!”
“Dude! Are you really about to shred a DVD?”
“That’s how powerful this Shredz 11-Sheet Cross Cut Paper Shredder can be, my friend! Here comes- The Hunt For Shred October!”
“WOOOOO!” yelled Jimmy. “Shred Dawn!”
“Oh, but don’t forget, it can also shred up to five gallons of paper, and it has an 11-sheet capacity.”
“Oh, wow! So we can print out a web page and throw it in?”
“Yep. Are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”
“Sure am! SHREDDIT.COM, BABY!”
Craig popped another beer. “See?” he laughed. “You don’t need to go out to have a great New Year’s Eve!”
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Entry Width: | 8.86″ |
| Shred Size: | .2 x 1.5″ |
| Sheet Capacity: |
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| Shredding Speed: | 11.15 ft/minute |
| Basket Capacity: | 5 gallons |
| Power Source: | 110-120V/16Hz |
| Product Dimensions: | 13.8″ x 9.3″ x 18.2″ |
In the Box:
- (1) Shredz 7017 Cross-Cut 11-Sheet Paper Shredder
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