TheraPearl Sports and Eye Mask Pack

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Use this: to sooth your annual New Year’s Day hangover headache.

Don’t use this: in your pasta carbonara. It can’t do everything a bag of peas can do.

This just posted on Facebook: “U know in that song, when Outkast says, ‘wutz kooler than b-ing kool? Ice kold.’? Sometimes I pretend tha’z about me! :D”

The only way to make this better would be: if it turned out that blue stuff actually made for a zesty sandwich spread.

The experts say: that they use theirs all the time when they hurt themselves by thinking too hard.

Sport Pack Dimensions: 7.5″ x 4.5″
Eye-ssential Mask Dimensions: 9″ x 2.75″

In the box:

• (1) TheraPearl TP – RS1 Sports Pack
• (1) TheraPearl, LLC TP – RE1 Eye-ssential Mask  

Woot