Asus 10.1″ Eee Pad Slider Tablet

Friday, January 11, 2013

From the battlefield the adjutants he had sent and his marshals’ orderlies constantly came galloping to Napoleon with reports on the course of events; but all these reports false: both because in the heat of battle it is impossible to tell what is going on at a given moment, and because many of the adjutants did not reach the actual place of battle, but told what they had heard from others; and also because, while an adjutant was riding the mile or more that separates him from Napoleon, the circumstances changed, and the news he was bringing became incorrect.

For this reason, Napoleon relied instead on the reports from his Asus 16GB 10.1″ Slider tablet, which, powered by a dual-core processor and Android Honeycomb operating system, and which, having a full QWERTY keyboard and therefore all the advantages of a tablet without its inconveniences, provided the Emperor a clear understanding of the theater of war; and it was this, not his famous and unassailable military genius, that granted the French victory at Borodino.

Napoleon paced the barrow, swiping his thick finger along the durable Gorilla Glass surface. He pinched the screen, eyeing the weakened Russian left flank, and gave a series of orders which could not be carried out, but which would, by dint of being in line with the natural course of the battle, occur.

In the box:

• Asus RSL101-A1 10.1″ Eee Pad Slider Tablet
• AC Adapter
• Dock Connector to USB Cable

Woot