DeMarini Tee Ball Bat
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Use this: to teach your children the importance of bludgeoning stationary objects.
Don’t use this: in a non-tee baseball game or you shall fall under the DeMarini Curse.
This just posted on Facebook: “Ugh. Sick again. That’s what you get for working around kids all day.”
If this item were a US President, it would be: Teddy Roosevelt. (Big stick).
The one feature we wish this product had: An automatically inflating shame-hood for when you miss the ball altogether.
Benjamin Franklin said of this: “Employ thou bat well, if thou meanest to drink Tang after.”
| Length to Weight Ratio | -10 |
| Weight | 15 oz. |
| Length | 25″ |
| Length to Weight Ratio | -10 |
| Weight | 16 oz. |
| Length | 26″ |
| Length to Weight Ratio | -11 |
| Weight | 14 oz. |
| Length | 25″ |
| Length to Weight Ratio | -11 |
| Weight | 15 oz. |
| Length | 26″ |
In the box:
(Your Choice of Size and Model)
(1) DeMarini Tee Ball Bat
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