Cold Steel Voyager Folding Knife

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Use this: to etch special scenes onto your “Star Trek: Voyager” DVD box set, bit by bit.

Don’t use this: while it’s still folded, dummy!

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: result in cursing and appendage-elevation.

Some skeptics wonder: whether one more knife in your collection will make everything better.

Left to its own devices, this: tries to go on a Homeward-Bound-style journey to Japan.

This just posted on Facebook: “I just cut a few friends. GET IT GUYZ?”

In the box:

(Your Choice of Size and Blade Type)

(1) Cold Steel Voyager Series Vaquero Folding Knife

Woot