GHD 2-inch Professional Iron

Sunday, January 20, 2013

– We’re here by the sixth hole of the ’80s Vice Invitational waiting on our next golfer. I’m Carl Bowles ..

-And I’m Clubby Plaidmore! And I’ve GOT to say it, Carl, we’ve seen some of the GREATEST hairstyles in golf today! Wow! If I were a cynic, I’d say it was performance-enhancing substances!

– No way, Clubby, that’s cycling! I’m pretty certain, today’s feats are a result of training, heart, and good equipment.

– Oh, oh, here she comes, it’s the eighth best player in the country, Shannon “Kitten” Wigglebottom.

– Despite her tragic family name, Shannon’s actually a very serious player!

-It’s true, Carl, and you know who I blame? All those lazy punchcard types on Ellis Island back in the 1920s. Why, Duke Sabian Vigg-Le Vuttun was well known to our grandparents as the hero of Prussia! Why would those jerks have to ruin it just so they could leave at five?

– We’re going to have to be a little quiet here, Clubby, Shannon’s about to line up her shot.

– Six iron? Four iron?

– More like a GHD 2 inch Professional Iron! She’s setting that hair super high! Good Heavens!

– Why, she’s not playing offensively at all! She’s teasing herself into a hazard! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the start of a new ear! Shannon Wigglesbottom has just invented … defensive golf!

– That woman’s a genius! No wonder she handles her own sponsorship contracts!

– Pretty soon everyone’s going to be wanting a GHD 2 inch Professional Iron, Carl.

– Wait, I lost track. Am I Carl? Or Clubby?

– Is there really a difference, my friend? Is there really a difference?

In the box:

• GHD 46638 2″ Professional Hair Iron

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