LED Lenser Dual-Color Flashlight

Monday, January 21, 2013

Shadow flees before the horde of lumens at my command! I drive the Beast of Night before me at the point of both red and white LEDs! In the beginning came the light – and everything’s been pretty boring ever since, until NOW! For in holding the LED Lenser Dual Flashlight in my power, I transcend the mortal known as “Zack Patton” to become like unto a god, reigning o’er the elementary force of light itself! Cower before mighty Luminax, lest your eyes be scalded by the radiance of my blinding sword!

What do you mean, “stop yelling and come in out of the front yard before the neighbors call the police”? I offer you, my betrothed, the throne of sovereignty over all light, and you’re worried about what the neighbors will think?

In the box:

(1) LED Lenser 880039 V2 Dual-Color 100 Lumen Flashlight includes:

• (3) AAA Batteries
• Carry Pouch
• Carabiner
• Wrist Strap

Woot