5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

There’s a good chance the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System is actually NAMED the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System because “bassinet” sounds like something entirely different. So, for your ease-of-use, here’s a small list of things the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System has nothing to do with.

1) The Basilisk – The Basilisk is a mythological creature that could turn people to stone. Not at all what will happen on the easy-to-clean vinyl changing table.

2) The Bassoon – The Bassoon is a long woodwind with a deep, easily recognizable tone. This The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System also as a easily recognizable tone, because it has five different audio tracks and gentle vibration motors built in, but it will never be found in an orchestra. Unless possibly that orchestra is doing John Cage.

3) A Basenji. This breed of dog is known for being unable to bark! The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System shares that trait, but beware! The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System can never be trained to fetch, just as a basenji will never be made from 100% cotton.

Keeping these three simple tips in mind, you’ll have nothing to fear. Don’t call the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System a The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System! Call it a bassinet securely, because YOU now know the difference!

In the Box:

The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System includes:

• (1) Infant Carrier / Bassinet
• (1) Storage basket
• (1) Changing table
• (1) Bedside sleeper attachment
• (1) Carrier frame and hardware

Woot