SideSleeper Pro Pillow & Case

Friday, February 1, 2013

Sure, I can bend steel girders with my bare hands. And yeah, I’ve been known to stop a speeding train by simply sticking my foot out in front of it. But that doesn’t mean I don’t need a solid 8 hours of decent sleep a night. I’m only super human, after all.

I’m also a side sleeper. And while it can be a very restful position, it can also wreak havoc on one’s vertebra. Ever seen a guy in a cape with a crick in his neck? No one’s gonna root for that weirdo. That’s why, at the end of a long day of fighting crime and taking out bad guys, I like to curl up with my SideSleeper Pro Pillow & Case.

You see, the SideSleeper Pro’s long tail cradles and aligns my back, while guiding my head, neck and spine into natural alignment. It even has a specially designed ear well for added comfort. That way, I always wake up refreshed and ready to BANG! POW! KABOOM! the day away!

Are you a side sleeper? Then do us all a favor and get yourself one of these pillows. Otherwise, you’re gonna be all hunched over and walking funny, and I’m probably gonna mistake you for an old woman and try to help you cross the street.

And that would just be embarrassing for the both of us.

Technical Specifications:

• Fill: 100% Polyester Fiber
• Pillow Cover: 100% Polyester Fiber
• Zippered Pillow Case: 100% Cotton
• Dimensions: 23.5″ L x 16″ W x 5.5″ D

In the box:

• (2) SideSleeper Pro Pillows with Matching Zippered Pillow Cases

Woot