What’s Anthony Weiner Going To Do Now?

Monday, June 6, 2011

• Talk to CNN and Eliot Spitzer about developing a new show, Spitzer/Weiner, described as “hardball talk that tilts toward the left”
• Delete his 4chan account
• Ask himself “How would Peter the Great handle this?”
• Split a six-pack of Pepsi with Clarence Thomas
• Produce a Broadway musical based on the works of Philip K. Dick, with songs by William Hung
• Look into modelling for Calvin Klein
• Cancel the cleaning lady who was supposed to come over and polish the knobs
• Check on eligibility requirements for the French Parliament

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