HEAD YouTek Four-Star Racquet

Friday, February 8, 2013

A string walks into a bar despite the prominent sign on the door reading NO STRINGS ALLOWED. Before he can even order a drink, the bartender says “We don’t serve strings in here! Get lost!”

So the string goes outside, ties himself into a knot, unravels and musses himself at both ends, and walks back in. The bartender suspects something odd about this new customer, and asks, “Aren’t you that string I just through out of here?”

“No,” the string answers, “I’m a frayed knot.”

As soon as the string finishes his drink, he reports for work at the HEAD Tennis Racquet assembly plant, where he is strung especially for Woot onto a QuadFace stringbed on a lightweight, power-enhancing frame with a size 3 grip.

After several years of fame and fortune in the high-stakes world of championship tennis, he retires and returns to the bar that he was thrown out of so long before, despite the prominent sign on the door reading NO STRINGS ALLOWED. Before he can even order a drink, the bartender says “We don’t serve strings in here! Get lost!”

So the string says “I just bought this bar with my tennis earnings. You’re fired. And you’ll never serve another drink in this town, you hateful bigot.” And he never did.

Finding your grip size:  On your dominate hand, measure from the middle horizontal crease of your palm, up between your middle and ring fingers, to the tip of your ring finger.

In the box:

(1) HEAD 230231 Four Star Pre-Strung Tennis Racquet – S30 / Size 3

Woot