Bladez SX5i i.Concept Elliptical
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Use this: Bladez Fitness SX5i i.Concept Elliptical while you watch Blade, Blade II, and Blade III back-to-back-to-back.
Don’t use this: while you watch Blade IV, Blade V, Blade VI, and Blade VII. That’s just a bit overkill.
If you owned this, people would say about you: “That guy definitely has arms! And legs! And he can MOVE them!”
Some skeptics wonder: if it’s a bad idea to build a machine for stuff you can do without a machine is evidence that machines run the world…
At the local watering hole, this would order: a full-bodied wine.
| Dimensions | 48″ L x 27″ W x 65″ H |
| Weight | 117 lbs. |
| Weight Capacity | 300 lbs. |
| Frame Material | Steel |
In the box:
(1) Bladez Fitness Synapse SX5i i.Concept Elliptical Trainer
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