HomeSource Microcotton Towel Set

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

There are a lot of strange things that people do in locker rooms that I’m gleefully willing to overlook. I’m talking to you, nude guy who props his leg up on the counter while shaving HIS FACE. WHAT? Yeah. That.

I’ll even kindly avert my eyes for you, naked headstand sauna guy. I don’t understand what’s going on in there, and quite frankly, I don’t want to. Good form, though.

But there is one locker room ritual by which I cannot abide. You know who you are, towel-snapping guy. I don’t care if it’s “all in good fun.” Any towel, whether super absorbent, non-linting and quick drying or not, is going to sting when dampened, twisted and flicked across bare skin.

Seriously, the only thing that sets my teeth more on edge than a 100% long staple, very fine cotton towel snap to the behind is a urinal lookie-loo. So do yourself a favor, pal, and keep your eyes and towel to yourself.

In the box:
Home Source Microcotton 6-Piece Towel Set (Choose Color)

• (2) Home Source Microcotton Bath Towels
• (2) Home Source Microcotton Hand Towels
• (2) Home Source Microcotton Washcloths

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