Smith & Wesson Tactical CREE LED

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Use this: if it’s late, you’re inside, your bag is out in your car, and there are several large, bottomless chasms between here and there.

Don’t use this: if you’re looking for someone to commiserate with because you yourself have creeled, which is what it’s called when your crew team wipes out.

If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “Oh, wow! He’s really coming to light in the second half.”

When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: super bright eyes! Which seems awesome when it’s dark but gets kinda sad when you can’t make eye contact with anyone.

The experts say: things you can see are way less dangerous than things you can’t see, unless you’re talking about Medusa (pretty sure this flashlight’s not Medusa).

Made in China

In the box:

(1) Smith & Wesson CREE LED Tactical Flashlight includes:

• Holster
• Pocket clip
• Wrist lanyard
• Batteries ([3] AAA included with M&P 8;  [2] CR123A Lithium with M&P 4 Slim Style)
   

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