Andis Pro-Animal Ceramic Clipper Kit

Monday, February 18, 2013

Just because the Andis Pro-Animal Ceramic Blade Clipper Kit is designed for dog grooming, that doesn’t mean it’s got some magic power that means it can only be used on dogs.

It just means that mankind chose to domesticate their furriest, snuggliest, most trimmable friend and ignore the rest! Hey, we’re pretty sure that you could take this out to, say, a wolverine den! And you’ve be able to give them the best haircuts of their angry and violent little lives.

Naturally, a wolverine will claw you to bits and probably give you some rare wolverine disease. But read the specs! The Andis Pro-Animal Ceramic Blade Clipper Kit doesn’t EVER promise to keep you safe from disease! All it promises is that it’ll help you give your animal a trim.

Badgers are another example of an animal that might be furious. To be fair, though, that’s because they make a living selling their hair for shaving brushes. You don’t want to take away a badger’s livelihood, do you?

So, to recap, use this clipper on your dog, but know inside that you could probably shave any member of the animal kingdom.

In the Box:

(1) Andis 21420 Pro-Animal Detachable Ceramic Blade Clipper Kit includes:

• (1) Powerful Rotary Motor Clipper
• (4) Attachment Combs: 1/2″, 3/8″, 1/4″, and 1/8″
• (1) Tube Blade Oil
• (1) Hard Storage Case

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