Vornado Evap 2 Evaporative Humidifier
Monday, February 18, 2013
Do you remember that episode of Star Trek where Worf turned into some spider-beast and Deanna Troi started to become some kind of fish-thing and- yeah, you remember it. Deanna was like OMG I NEED WATER SO BAAAAAAD and drank heavily and turned on her shower and her room was like a tropical jungle?
Well, if you were to cosplay that accurately, you’d need a whole bunch of these humidifiers.
Yes, yes, you COULD use it to just add a little moisture to your room like some kind of luddite B5 fan, or marvel at its pretty and utilitarian design like a Galactian, or turn it off after a very short time then obsess over it like a Browncoat (ooo, burrrrrrn) but we all know what humidifiers are REALLY for.
Just please, don’t run it in the same room with J.J. Abrams’ master negative for Enter Darkness. If THAT got damaged, we’d all have to go back to old Trek. And NOBODY wants that, right?
/sarcasm
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Speed Settings: | 3 |
| Control Style: | Electric Push Button |
| Watts: | 46 |
| Weight: | 6.1 lbs. |
| Dimensions: | L 8.75″ x W 9.5″ x H 14.1″ |
| High Speed RPM: | 2250 |
| Low Speed RPM: | 1300 |
| Hertz: | 60Hz |
| Volts: | 120V |
In the Box:
- (1) Vornado Evap 2 Evaporative Humidifier – Black
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