Forever Lazy

Sunday, February 24, 2013

You know that feeling on a cold winter’s night when you’re snuggled up all comfy cozy under the covers with your sweetie?

The warm fire’s crackling in the fireplace, you inch closer, caress her face ever-so-gently while gazing into her eyes and then whisper quietly, “Holy bejeezus, it’s friggin’ hot under here. I’m sweating. Are you sweating?”

She turns her face toward you, kisses you on the cheek and says, “Two beads of sweat are currently trickling slowly towards the crack of my …”

But you put your finger to her lips and say, “Shhh. You don’t have to explain. I know. BELIEVE ME, I know.”

Now imagine having that feeling, but being encased together in one L/XL Forever Lazy, the ultra-soft fleece seemingly closing in around you. You fumble with the 2-way zipper, and claw desperately at the back escape hatch, praying for that cool rush of air down below. It comes. But now your two sweaty bodies are stuck together, and you’re terrified that if you try to peel them apart, you’ll both lose a layer of skin and then have to go to the hospital and explain the whole situation.

And that, my friends, is why we also sell the XS/S Forever Lazy.

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

• (1) Forever Lazy
• (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

Woot