Jansport Big Bear 63 Backpack

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Use this: as your school book bag (if you go to a REALLY BIG school).

Don’t use this: to impress girls. She’s only creeped out by the guy wearing a backpack at the bar.

Left unattended in an airport, this item would be mistaken for: the carry-on belonging to a 23 year-old on their way to the Czech Republic to “find life.”

The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: Tom Hanks shows up with an even BETTER HDPE framesheet with mono 6061 tubular stays.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: rip from the bottom and drop a bunch of horse manure.

Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this product: “Git on yer haunches just so, and dangle yer ice axe right a’fore her ice axe loops. Then, when the beast bein’ a-mes’rized — git’n yer shoulders right ‘tween the straps, and — bingo dingo — she wrangled!”

In the box:

(1) Jansport TVV54CH Big Bear 63 Backpack

Woot